By Dan Baer
As is seemingly the case every year in this state, one of the local Little League teams has won the regional championship and is headed for the Little League World Series in Williamsport, PA this week.
This, of course, means that the local and national media circus is pitching the tent and painting up the clowns, ready to crown Peabody West Little League as the greatest group of 11-year-old's to slap together a baseball team in Massachusetts history.
Worldwide it seems the LLWS has become a symbol of purity and camaraderie among the youngest of baseball players, but I am at the point in my life where I can't take it any more. The LLWS has to be one of the most over-hyped, over done, creepiest sports tournaments around and I don't think it is OK.
Is it great for the kids? Of course. Is it a good experience for both families and youth baseball? Yes. Should it be done away with? Of course not.
On the other hand, you have to ask yourself a few more questions. Is the LLWS actually good baseball? Not even close. Should it be glorified in a prime-time national broadcast on ESPN? Absolutely not. Could a bunch of kids a few weeks away from returning to school make better use of their time- and their parents, who have to take weeks off of work, better use of their money? Yes. Is there something extremely creepy about grown adults with no affiliation to the team getting excited about a group of 11-year-olds playing a poor quality of baseball? That would be a resounding yes.
There is something fundamentally weird to me when I ponder the thought of normal, every day people enjoying watching these little kids play baseball. Unless it is your kid, or a friend of the family, or your under 14, there is absolutely no reason to take any interest in Little League.
First of all, I don't care what anyone says, it is not good baseball. It is not “pure” unless if by pure you mean underdeveloped and sloppy. Every year there is some team from somewhere that has some kid who looks like he is 17 (remember Danny Almonte?) that dominates every game, and most of the games are either decided by a late-game mistake or a 150 foot home run. Sure, its fun for those kids, a great experience. Congratulations. I have no interest in watching your error-filled mess of a baseball game.
Every day, all across the country, kids are learning to play sports in all sorts of youth leagues. Soccer, basketball, baseball, football, go cart racing, hockey. Why does Little League get all of the glory? It isn't played any better than those other kids playing those other sports. Furthermore, I am willing to bet that those New York City rec league youth basketball teams (who probably play at a much higher level than any Little League team) will never have the opportunity- or financial backing- to play in a “worldwide” tournament.
Now, lets get one thing straight. I am not by any means suggesting that the LLWS not be played. What I am asking is that it not be played on national TV, and even more specifically, I am asking that people with little to no affiliation to the team find something better to do with their time.
For an example of the outlandish media coverage, we can examine the very publication that signs my paychecks, who has decided to send four, yes FOUR people to the LLWS this week to cover the Peabody West team that emerged from this region (keep in mind this is the same newspaper that is laying people off because it has no money).
I understand that this is a big story, but does it really warrant blanket coverage? Should there be anything more than a reporter and photographer there? To be honest, in almost any other case, we would have written down the coaches phone number and called him after the game from our desks. But apparently the whole world has gone mad for Little League. Who knew?
To make matters worse, some of the reporters here (they know better than to ask me) have been sent out to Route 1 to interview businesses about why they support the team. Really? That is a head scratcher. Better get a few more investigative reporters on that case.
At the national level, my disgust with ESPN is at an all time high. How can a network that essentially devotes 30-seconds a day to some major sports like hockey, soccer and NASCAR (who it has a contract with, by the way), justify leading off highlight shows and bumping programming for a bunch of kids playing a glorified sand lot baseball game?
That said, perhaps the largest problem I have with the LLWS overall has nothing to do with the media hype or the coverage, or the creepiness of 30-year-old single men getting excited about watching these games. It comes down to something as simple as crying.
Watch the LLWS this week and I promise you that every losing team will have one thing in common- A tear-filled mess of a breakdown as soon as they lose. Kids crying like their families were kidnapped, or their dog was run over by a bus right in front of them.
I'll get over the coverage. I'll get over the creepy dudes. I'll even get over the anger I feel toward my own employer. But kids, there is no crying in baseball.