Manny Juiced?

Manny is going to be suspended 50 games for taking a league banned substance. HGH? no. Steroids? no. The answer is simply not that easy. According to sources close to Manny, he was taking medicine to overcome some personal dysfunction. Not the dysfuntion he brought the Boston Red Sox, but the other dysfuntion. Erectile. Manny has apparently have been having issues, and saw a doctor. He got prescribed to these pills, which happen to have an ingrediant which is banned by the MLB. I have a different theory. Manny, who is known to show up late, leave early ect... wants to take some time off. What better way than to get suspened 50 games by taking a banned subtance. Not just any banned substance either, but one that isnt steroids and can be played off a mistake. He wont be getting paid for those 50 games, but many has already thought this one out. He has bought stock in the company that supplies the pills, and when this all goes public, the maker of the pill will see its stock go up. Manny is giving the company publicity, he makes money, and gets the summer off from baseball. Sounds to me like a conpsiracy, or is it just Manny being Manny?

Steven Orsini